February 2012
“The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.”
– Juliette Lewis (via intensifyit
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Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
mishacollinspenis:
without the microwave i probably would starve to death
In Math Class
Teacher: Turn the lights off
Girl: Carry me home
Entire Class: Na na na na na na na na na na na na
ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart:
Complaining you got pushed at a gig is like complaining you had sex at an orgy
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
chemicalsandunicorns replied to your post: what happened to mcrmy taking over omegle?
aww that was a good time back then :3
yeah I know right! the whole jedward fanbase is there right now and I’m trolling them as fuck. miss the mcrmy though.
what happened to mcrmy taking over omegle?
we never do those things anymore!
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
spencersmithsmagicalsandwich:
iknowitsmad:
when someone asks me what kind of music panic! is i have literally no idea what to answer
i tell them gay